THE LAST LAUGH
THE CONDEMNED MAN ATE A HEARTY MEAL
AND WENT OUT TO WAIT ROUND THE BLOCK,
THE CLOCK STRUCK SEVEN,
INSTEAD OF ELEVEN,
ICKORY DICKORY DOCK
THE CLOCK BY THE BLOCK,
SAID THE AXEMAN,
TENDS TO RUN A BIT SLOW,
HOW MANY LIFETIMES THERE ARE,
BETWEEN SEVEN AND ELEVEN
I CANNOT TELL
I DO NOT KNOW
YOU HAVE TO LARF
SAID THE AXEMAN,
YOU HAVE TO LARF
IN THE END,
LARF YOUR HEAD OFF
IF YOU LIKE,
LARF YOUR HEAD OFF
MY FRIEND
THE CONDEMNED MAN TRIED
AS BEST HE COULD,
TO DO AS THE AXEMAN HAD SAID,
BUT WHEN HE TRIED TO LAUGH
HE ONLY FOUND
THAT
HE WANTED
TO KEEP HIS HEAD
YOU HAVE TO LARF
SAID THE AXEMAN,
YOU HAVE TO LARF
IN THE END
I WOULD NOT CRY
IF I WOZ YOU
I WOOD KNOT CRY
MY
SORRY
FRIEND
